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Text Box: Top Ten Excuses For Not Doing Homework 

I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into 	flames. 

Isaac Newton's birthday. 

I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't
        actually reach it. 

I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin. 

I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove
         that it converged. 

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy. 

I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in
         and ate it. 

I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or it
         is the square root of negative one. 

I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. 

10.	I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk. 
Text Box: On the Lighter Side



A son says to his father:

Gee dad, thanks for helping me with my math homework, now the teacher thinks Im retarded.